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It Knows.


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  • 10:03 Deeply dippy 'bout your Spanish eyes, Sierra smile, legs that go on for miles and miles... #
  • 20:12 "The baby's just too cute, isn't he?" "Yeah. You want I should cut on him a little?" "... OK, you're not allowed to talk to him anymore." #
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  • 09:32 Learned this one the hard way... RT @cracked: What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix): bit.ly/bkOaL2 #

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  • 09:59 Sophie B. Hawkins vs. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - who would win? #
  • 11:23 I've got syphillitic hetero friends in every part of town; bisexuals with chlamydia, not so much. #
  • 12:55 Don't you just love that "Fireflies" song? Doesn't its charm and whimsy make you want to strangle a kitten? It's just SO CUNTING QUIRKY!!! #
  • 12:56 Maybe that last one shouldn't go to Facebook. #
  • 12:56 Or that one explaining why it shouldn't go to Facebook. Or this one. Oh dear. #infiniterecursion #
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  • 10:13 Have "Step by Step" by New Kids on the Block stuck in my head. May need to stab myself in the brain with a biro. #

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  • 18:37 The old lady next door has died. We spoke to her on Friday, when she said she wasn't feeling well and asked Arna to buy her cigarettes. #
  • 18:42 @KaiLoi - I'm surprised you haven't augmented yourself with a pair of these yet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=paNKXHRZu2A #
  • 20:36 @KaiLoi What put you off? Worried you'd get the urge to graft them to yourself permanently? #
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  • 16:45 Me: "Today I will rip out the old fence and dig a post hole and plant a post with concrete and manliness and such." Weather: "No you won't." #

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  • 17:15 Playing games online with a guy called vampirelord777. Presumably because vampirelord666 was taken. #

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  • 13:16 @thesiren Plotting against you. Sorry, we thought you knew. #

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  • 09:31 @annettle Then I guess I can cope with it fine. If they'd called it the iFlange, I might have a problem. Heh heh... flange... #
  • 10:07 Going on about how you don't care about the iPad is just as douchey as going on about the iPad, isn't it? Bugger. #
  • 11:05 As Jack's hair grows, he's looking more and more ginger. We've decided to raise him to speak with a Scottish accent. #
  • 11:06 Watching lots of Frankie Boyle on "Mock the Week" may have played a part in that decision also. #
  • 15:57 Was disgusted to see the bumper sticker "UP THE BUM NO BABYS" -- that's not how you spell "babies"!!! #
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  • 15:35 I wish they'd port "Sweet Child of Mine" to Rock Band - I long to get my Slash on. That doesn't sound right. #
  • 15:47 @thesiren In my head, it is always the 90s. Because I am old. #
  • 20:40 @thesiren People still give me shit when I play "Don't Look Back in Anger". What the fuck do they know. #
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  • 13:24 @HORansome "Hitler and the Elders of Zion" is the name of your band, isn't it? #

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  • 09:22 @headhntr That's the smartest thing I've heard said of that film. #

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  • 18:05 Bought a sensible calendar with lots of room for writing notes on. Should I have bought the one full of pictures from The Breakfast Club? #

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  • 22:10 I declare "Wilson Phillips" to be the new "Awesome". #
  • 22:13 "You got that promotion at work? Wilson Phillips!" You get the idea. #
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  • 10:21 My God, "Into the Groove" is a terrible song. But I feel the need to listen to it another 12 or 13 times to make sure. #
  • 17:05 @KaiLoi Lucky bastard - I keep getting stuck with fake bitz. You can taste the lack of authenticity, and it doesn't taste good. #
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  • 09:34 We've been promised rain all week, but it has not come. Tonight, though, I'm planning a BBQ, so you should probably pack an umbrella. #

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  • 20:22 If Humidity had a face, I would stab it. In its face. #

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  • 13:24 What the world really needs is a new cover of "Knocking on Heaven's Door" for the current generation. #
  • 13:24 Our parents had Dylan, we had GnR - who would be next? #
  • 13:52 @thesiren @jsrnz Well, quite. I was thinking of someone with a bit more gravitas. Like Paramore. #
  • 14:18 @KaiLoi Apparently, the 90s were all about Bush -- the band and the "lady business". bit.ly/5NPBEx #
  • 14:18 @brokenplanet I did not know that, and I am perfectly OK with the fact that I did not know that. #
  • 19:43 Purchased Rock Band 2; named my band "Morris the Whorish Cat" after Morris, the Whorish Cat. #
  • 19:43 Rejected band names: Death Groin, Gothsplosion, Maroon 5. #
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  • 08:20 @headhntr I think it was at Galatos. Probably not an uncommon experience, though. #
  • 10:35 34 today - that counts as "late early thirties", right? #
  • 11:53 @brokenplanet Laugh it up - you'll get yours. And by "yours", I mean "old, eventually". #
  • 12:17 @NforNihilism Almost awesome. #
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  • 09:19 Makin' Whoopee - @kayhanley duet with @AmandaPalmer: tinyurl.com/ybkhpj9 #
  • 14:37 @headhntr @KaiLoi I saw Fur Patrol live once - drunken amateurs trying to sing along to "Lydia" make me want to stab the entire world. #
  • 15:25 @thesiren As long at it's still possible to hear Julia Deans, I got no problem. When it isn't: stabby. #
  • 15:26 @KaiLoi Their newer number "Way to Breathe" is the sexiest song I've ever heard. I feel a little violated whenever I listen to it. #
  • 15:27 @KaiLoi Violated in a good way, I should point out. #
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