The Giraffe Watches You.

10:04:23: http://bit.ly/mTVWSe - Rich man buys expensive car. THIS IS FRONT PAGE NEWS, APPARENTLY.
10:09:28: Seriously, over half of the front page of the biggest newspaper in the country is taken up by that non-event. #notfuckingnews
19:23:02: @DrBrash You're saying this town needs an enema? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt2nc2NkcGE

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11:48:16: Adding Jewel's "You Were Meant For Me" to the list of songs not to listen to at my desk. #somethinginmyeye
12:54:46: The Ribena Berries drink Ribena - that's fucked up, right? At best, they're drinking each other's urine. AT BEST.

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19:46:34: I will eat a Double Down "sandwich". I can't imagine I will want to/be alive enough to eat a second.

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09:37:58: It appears that "Vengaboys" is actually all one word. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. Sorry.

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12:49:00: RT @virgiltexas: Wake up, America! Demand the truth: Why Was That One Muppet Riding A Real Dog In The Labyrinth, What Was Up With That # ...
18:19:44: Arna encourages Jack to dance to the Venga Boys. Is this child abuse?

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21:13:47: Embarrassing Teenage Bodies. EMBARRASSING TEENAGE BODIES. I will never forgive myself for watching this show, yet watch it I must.

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12:21:05: RT @qikipedia: 'Princess Beatrice's ridiculous Royal Wedding hat' has twice as many followers on Facebook as 'Pippa Middleton's Ass'

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09:42:45: I have had The Smiths' "Shoplifters of the World Unite" stuck in my head for TWO DAYS. All I want to know is: why?
22:18:56: Watching the ceremony - in my head, all I hear is "Mawwiage, vat bwessed awwaingement..."
22:37:29: "Wuv, twoo wuv..." That was always my favourite bit #stillthinksheswatchingtheprincessbride
22:43:47: I swear: one of the choristers looks just like a young @charltonbrooker. Proof of time travel?
23:01:41: Heh. http://twitpic.com/4qxaq0

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10:45:12: RT @DonaldGlover: If anything ever becomes funnier than throwing the word "AIDS" in stuff, I don't want to AIDS about it.
11:54:43: If I had money, I would buy this: http://bit.ly/kqR0tO
12:14:03: @NforNihilism My not giving a fuck just increased 15 points. To be fair, it was going to anyway.
13:05:47: Hare Krishna on Broadway tried to start a conversation by insulting my sideburns. #counterproductive
13:11:41: @NforNihilism If only -- if only. What a world that would be... #wobblylines #begindreamsequence
15:32:48: @brokenplanet How about a boot stamping on a human face—forever?

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